just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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