@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
