I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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