Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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