I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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