I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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