I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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