Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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