I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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