So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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