I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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