that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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