I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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