Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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