Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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