dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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