Just took my morning after pill in the library
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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