so let's talk penis.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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