oh god the rape fog is back!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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