chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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