No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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