Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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