there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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