There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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