just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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