Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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