it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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