i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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