Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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