So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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