i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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