I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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