East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
