I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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