that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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