You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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