I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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