so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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