oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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