this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
why is half of my head shaved?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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