The maid of honor just puked.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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