Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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