The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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