Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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