Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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