dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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