He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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