sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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