I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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