OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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