so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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