omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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