I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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The feeling are messing with the penis
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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