Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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